Kids are evil! They don't call them "little devils" for nothing. Okay, maybe not all of them, but c'mon every time I see a tow-headed moppet, I can't help but think to myself, "that little scamp is plotting something".
I don't know, maybe I've seen The Bad Seed too much. Or Village of the Damned. Or for that matter: the Omen, The Children, Orphan, The Good Son, Children of the Corn, Joshua, Pet Sematary, It's Alive, The Ring and Who Can Kill a Child? Maybe you think I am paranoid. Maybe I am, but the next few days we will look at a few movies that prove my "children are harbingers of doom" theory. See you in a few hours for the first 1981 film in our mini children/teens with bad intentions horror movie marathon, until then I am stuck babysitting this kid, Danny. Wait, what's that? He wrote REDRUM on our mirror, what the hell does that mean? And stop doing that voice thing with your finger!